The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Vacation Solution (2012)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, everybody takes vacations.
Sheldon Cooper : One time, they tried to make Richard Feynman take a vacation, but he chose instead to expand his mind and learn something new. He went to work in his friend's biology lab.
Sheldon Cooper : [turns to Howard] Richard Feynman was a famous American physicist, part of the Manhattan project.
Howard Wolowitz : Everyone in the world of science knows who Richard Feynman was.
Sheldon Cooper : Now you do too.
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Howard Wolowitz : I haven't seen him laugh that hard since the day Leonard made that multiplication error.
Sheldon Cooper : [laughing] Oh, oh lord, that multiplication error! He thought he carried the one, but he didn't!
Leonard Hofstadter : It's not funny. That mistake got published.
Sheldon Cooper : Stop! I'm going to wet myself!
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Raj Koothrappali : President Siebert is headed this way.
Howard Wolowitz : I wonder what he wants.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, he doesn't look happy, so I assume he wants to talk to Sheldon.
President Siebert : Dr. Cooper.
Leonard Hofstadter : Told ya.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Gentlemen, I think I've come up with a fun way to get young people interested in science. Physics Mad Libs. Now, give me a number.
Leonard Hofstadter : Five.
Sheldon Cooper : Un-huh. And an irrational constant.
Howard Wolowitz : E.
Sheldon Cooper : And a funny Greek letter.
Raj Koothrappali : Gamma.
Sheldon Cooper : I said funny.
Raj Koothrappali : Upsilon?
Sheldon Cooper : Good one! And an electrical charge.
Leonard Hofstadter : Positive.
Sheldon Cooper : Ha. Perfect. Get this.
[reads]
Sheldon Cooper : Professor Jones told the symposium he had a new method for calculating the mass of a muon. Five times the limit of
[laughs]
Sheldon Cooper : E to the upsilon as in a
[breaks up laughing]
Sheldon Cooper : Okay, no no, ahem. I'll start over. Professor Jo-
[breaks up laughing again]
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Penny : If I tell you something, you promise not to tell anybody?
Leonard Hofstadter : Doesn't matter what I say, you're gonna tell me anyway.
Penny : Wha...? That is not true. Bernadette wants a prenup.
Leonard Hofstadter : Wow. That's rough.
Penny : If I became a famous movie star and we got married, you wouldn't sign a prenup?
Leonard Hofstadter : Heh, absolutely not. If I'm gonna be at home with the kids while you're on location cheating on me with Ryan Gosling, then Leonard gots to get paid.
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Sheldon Cooper : If the guard at the University asks what's under the blanket, you tell him it's some lobster traps.
Leonard Hofstadter : Lobster traps?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, that's how Velma and Scooby smuggled Shaggy into the old lighthouse.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Is that your laundry? You only have, like, six things in there.
Penny : Yeah. I didn't have any quarters, so I've been sneaking stuff into other people's loads all day.