"Holliston" Farm Festival (TV Episode 2013) Poster

(TV Series)

(2013)

Adam Green: Adam

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  • Oderus Urungus : Remember the first time you saw STAR WARS? We were still living at your Mom's house at the time and you cam running into my closet saying "Oderus! Oderus! I know what I want to do with the rest of my life now!"

    Adam : Finger Carrie Fisher?

    Oderus Urungus : No! You wanted to make movies. Movies with monsters.

    Adam : Yeah, well, I tried. I tried harder than anybody else that I know. But everybody else that I grew up with? My friends? They've got families, and they have children, and they have savings accounts and 401K's. They have futures! Me? What do I have? I have nothing but debt and misery and every single thing I do I get rejected. I have no money. It's bullshit and I don't want to do it anymore.

    Oderus Urungus : What about Joe? He's just as bad off as you are, though unlike you, he's too stupid to admit it.

    Adam : How is that supposed to make me feel better?

    Oderus Urungus : ...I don't know.

  • Dana : I think I might love you.

    Adam : Wow. Um...

    Dana : Did I just say that? Wow. Um, it's OK. You don't have to say it back. I know we've only been dating a few weeks and that just... ugh... just kind of came out.

    Adam : Yeah - Rrrught! That was gross. Not gross. I mean, what I just did was gross. What you did was...

    Dana : It's OK. We're good.

  • Adam : Did you guys have a good time tonight?

    Sid Haig : My last prostate exam was more fun than this!

    Adam : You know what else wasn't fun? HOUSE OF THE DEAD 2!

    Sid Haig : You suck!

  • Corri : Adam, wait! I'm pregnant.

    Adam : What? With a baby?

  • Adam : Wait. How much of this is real and how much of this is just "end of season shenanigans". Like last season. When we all got shot to death for no reason.

    Corri : The zombies aren't real. But you guys really lost your jobs. Laura really said no. And I'm really pregnant.

    Adam : [Kneels down to tenderly put his face against her belly]  FUCK.

  • Joe : Well, we're getting closer and closer to the big finale and the film that you're all here to really see... SHINPADS.

    Sid Haig : SHINPADS?

    Adam : When they score... You die.

    Sid Haig : That sounds terrible!

    Adam : So did the premise for the movie CREATURE but you still did it.

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