Guns Don't Kill People (2012)

Rodney Rincon: Norm

Quotes 

• Gilbert : I understand this guy's wife is very jealous.

  Norm : Jealous... Jealousy... So should we go have sex with her or what?

  Gilbert : No, we should not 'go have sex with her or what.' I figured we'd hit him over the head with something like a hammer. You know? Blunt force trauma.

  Norm : Eh, that's a Junior Varsity move.

• Norm : Don't touch me when I'm erect Gilbert, we talked about this!

• Norm : I know it sounds crazy, but it's true, Gilbert. Women pee out of their clitorises.

  Gilbert : No, they do not pee out of their clitorises. Jesus, Norm, we have to focus!

  Norm : No, they do, Gilbert. They do. They've got this little hole. I've seen a lot of films that would indicate exactly what I'm talking about.

• Norm : But we do have a deal, right? Because I could murder you right here and now... In front of this prostitute. Get your blood all over her face and her... sexy... breasts. And... everywhere! Probably.

• Gilbert : I have been out working. Doing things that would embarrass my family, let alone me... To pay off two hundred thousand dollars! And I come here and you're writing

  [reads document] 

  Gilbert : ... Xena Fan Fiction.

  Norm : They're a beautiful couple, Gilbert. But you wouldn't understand.

• Norm : What? You always want to be nothing? This is our last chance, Gilbert. If we blow this, what else is there? Do you like being poor? Do you like asking your mother for money?

  Gilbert : [walking away]  Oh, yeah, 'Mom! Mom, can I have a dollar?' Yeah, Norm, that's exactly what I want. That's exactly what I want!

• Moneyman : You want the truth?

  Norm : Yes, dammit!

  Moneyman : You can't handle the truth!

  [pause] 

  Moneyman : Jack Nicholson? Witches of Eastwick?

  Norm : I know what it's from.