The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Weekend Vortex (2012)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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Quotes 

• Howard Wolowitz : You're a grown man! Act like one. Tell Amy you wanna spend the weekend having a sleepover and playing video games with your friends.

• [last lines] 

  Mrs. Wolowitz : [pounds on the door]  Howard Joel Wolowitz, I've been worried sick for two days and I know you turned off your phone. You open up this door right now, because I've had it up to here. I have been to the morgue and the hospital, and I've spent the last half hour walking up these farkakte stairs.

  Howard Wolowitz : That's my ride. Gotta go.

  [Sheldon uses the 'whip-crack' app sound] 

• [first lines] 

  Raj Koothrappali : Hey, wanna spend some time playing the new Star Wars game this weekend?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Mmm, I don't know. I kind of promised myself I'd get off the computer, be more physically active, get some exercise.

  Howard Wolowitz : You're about to walk up three flights of stairs.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Good point. I'm in!

  Raj Koothrappali : You know what would be great? Let's do it like the old days.

  Leonard Hofstadter : You talking gaming marathon?

  Raj Koothrappali : Yeah! Start Saturday morning, go 48 hours, sleeping bags, junk food...

  Howard Wolowitz : Turn off our phones so our moms can't call...

  Leonard Hofstadter : It'd be like our World of Warcraft party a few years ago when the neighbors called the cops on us.

  Howard Wolowitz : They called the cops because of the smell; they thought we were dead.

  Raj Koothrappali : We were bad-ass back in the day.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Alright, let's do it!

  Howard Wolowitz : 48 hours of Star Wars gaming.

  Raj Koothrappali : It's on, like Alderaan!