Muppets Most Wanted (2014)

Peter Linz: Walter, Manolo Flamingo

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Quotes 

• Walter : Do you guys think that Kermit's been acting a little weird lately?

  Miss Piggy : That's ridiculous! He's never been so caring and devoted to me!

  Rizzo : Yeah, that's what we are saying!

• Kermit : You mean all this time I've been trapped in a Russian Gulag, no one, not one single person from the Muppets, except Animal, noticed I'd been replaced by an evil criminal mastermind?

  Fozzie Bear : It sounds worse than it was...

  Walter : No, it's as bad as it sounds.

• Fozzie Bear : [holds up a photo of Constantine]  Check this out!

  [covers the mole] 

  Walter : Oh, look, it's Kermit!

  [Fozzie uncovers the mole] 

  Walter : [shrieks]  What did you do with Kermit?

• Walter : There's only one guy in this world who can save us! There's only one frog who can restore order, bring justice, and set things right!

  Fozzie Bear : You are talking about Kermit, right?

• Dominic Badguy : [Walter is skeptical of the Madrid show's success]  I'm glad to say the Spanish reviewers disagree with you as well, Walter. They loved us. Five out of five jamon serranos.

  Walter : Whoa. Those reviews really came out fast.

  Pepe the King Prawn : And "Citizen Kane" only got four jamon serranos.

• Fozzie Bear : [after they discover 'Kermit''s true identity, they scream in horror]  We gotta get outta here!

  Walter : Yeah!

  [But as they attempt to leave, Constantine is right in front of them] 

  Constantine : Not so fast...

  Walter : Where's Kermit?

  Fozzie Bear : Wh-wh-what do you want?

  Constantine : You have wocka-ed your last wocka, bear.

  [He prepares to attack them karate style. But then Animal attacks Constantine from above] 

  Animal : Bad frog!

  Fozzie Bear , Walter : Animal! Good shot!

  Animal : Thank you.

• [first lines] 

  First AD : And cut!

  Walter : Wow, that was so amazing!

  Kermit : Walter, you did a wonderful job.

  Walter : Thank you, Kermit. Did we get that?

  Miss Piggy : We got it.

  Kermit : We got it, yup.

  First AD : [speaks into bullhorn]  Movie's over, people, go home. That is a wrap.

  Scooter : Okay, nice work, everyone. Make sure to fill out your I-9's, and we'll see you on the next one.

  Scooter : [crew leaves the set]  So uh, what do we do now?

  Fozzie Bear : Well, we're together again. We got the theater and all our fans are back.

  Rowlf the Dog : Actually, those were extras.

  Fozzie Bear : I saw a few tapping their toes.

  Scooter : Yeah, those were paid dancers.

  Fozzie Bear : Oh.

  Miss Piggy : Or, maybe since we're all here, now could be the perfect time for you and me to tie the knot, Kermie.

  Kermit : [stammering]  Well... I mean, maybe I could-...

  Walter : Hey, what's the camera still doing here?

  Statler : Oh no, disaster! That can only mean one thing!

  Waldorf : Doggone it, you're right.

  Statler : Mm-hmm.

  Waldorf : It looks like they've ordered a sequel.

  Statler , Waldorf : Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

• Walter : [arriving in Germany, a section of the train window falls off]  Uh... was that supposed to happen?

• Walter : [witnessing Dominic bribing an Irish journalist and the theater manager]  Where does he keep all those suitcases?

• Walter : Fozzie... what if Kermit has been replaced by this Constantine guy?

  Fozzie Bear : [by coincidence, a lightbulb in the compartment turns on above his head]  Nah, that's impossible. We'd all notice!

  [the bulb goes off] 

  Fozzie Bear : Wouldn't we?

• Fozzie Bear : [escaping from Constantine]  We gotta go back! Warn the others!

  Walter : I tried. They didn't believe me. It's our word against his and, well, he's fooled them all.

  Fozzie Bear : Should we go to the police?

  Walter : We don't have any evidence!

  [sighing] 

  Walter : I feel terrible. I'm the one who talked Kermit into doing this tour in the first place.

  Fozzie Bear : Oh, I wish Kermit was here. He'd know what to do.

• Kermit the Frog : I thought you guys had forgotten about me. That... that you didn't need me anymore.

  Fozzie Bear : We'd never forget about you.

  Walter : We need you more than ever, Kermit.

  Animal : Good frog.

• Kermit the Frog : Piggy's gonna marry the world's most dangerous frog tomorrow? Piggy and the gang are in danger! To London!

  Walter , Fozzie Bear : No. Kermit!

  Kermit the Frog : [as he hurries to the exit, gunshots keep him at bay]  Oh, yeah. I forgot. I'm in a gulag. Sorry about that, Ivan!

  Ivan the Guard : It's okay! No problem, Kermit. It's easy mistake.

  Kermit the Frog : Right. Thanks for not shooting me!

  Ivan the Guard : Sure. No prob... hey, nothing personal.

• Walter : We're sorry, Kermit. We're sorry that we didn't notice you were missing. We're sorry we didn't tell you often enough how much you mean to all of us. We're sorry we ever took you for granted. But that's never going to happen again. Because if Kermit has to go back to the Gulag...

  [holding out his wrists] 

  Walter : ...you'll have to take me, too.

  Fozzie Bear : You're my best friend, Kermit. Wherever you go, I go. You'll have to take me, too.

  The Great Gonzo : And me. Kermit, we convinced ourselves that evil frog was you because he gave us what we thought we wanted.

  Rowlf the Dog : When what we really wanted...

  Scooter : What we really needed...

  Miss Piggy : Was you, Kermit. The actual, real you.

  Nadya : It would appear you were right, Kermit. I guess this is your family. And families belong together. You are free to go. Forever.

• Fozzie Bear : Huh. Kermit's got a big bomb collection.

  [seeing the blueprints to the Irish National Bank] 

  Fozzie Bear : Looks like he's planning some sort of comedy heist bit.

  Walter : I hope not. Those never work.