- Sinjin Van Cleef: I wanted the audience to experience what the soda feels when it's drunk by me.
- Jade West: I bet that soda felt disgusted and ashamed.
- Andre Harris: Where are *you* goin'?
- Robbie Shapiro: For a... walk in the sunshine!
- Cat Valentine: Oh, I'll come with you, I love sunshines!
- Andre Harris: Hey, are you guys just goin' to get more followers?
- Robbie Shapiro: No...!
- Cat Valentine: Yes, that's right!
- [Cat and Robbie leave the room]
- Tilda: And an important thing to remember is that all movie directors have different styles of filming a movie.
- Cat Valentine: Action!
- Tilda: What?
- Cat Valentine: That's what they say when they make movies.
- Beck Oliver: We're not making a movie right now.
- Cat Valentine: Cut!
- Robbie Shapiro: How does my make up look?
- Cat Valentine: Fancy. Does it hurt?
- Robbie Shapiro: No. You do it way more gentle than my mom does it.
- Sinjin Van Cleef: Look, I just wanna say you guys make me sick.
- Beck Oliver: Why?
- Sinjin Van Cleef: 'Cause you're all great looking, and talented, and popular. I mean, you guys star in every play at this school. And you sing all the songs. And you do all the talking in class... You guys have it all! And you're really worried about which one of you has the most followers? Yeah, feel ashamed, 'cause you should feel ashamed.
- Robbie Shapiro: I hate myself!
- Cat Valentine: You've hated yourself for years.
- Robbie Shapiro: Yeah...
- Jade West: Okay, there is no way Trina Vega has more followers than...
- [looks at Trina's Slap page]
- Jade West: Oh my God, she has more followers than I do.
- Andre Harris: Where are you goin'?
- Jade West: To get more followers!
- [slams the door]
- Beck Oliver: Jade, it's not important how many... I gotta get more followers.
- Tori Vega: [to Jade] Ow! What was that for?
- Jade West: You posted a video of you doing the Kioki Powder Milk challenge.
- Tori Vega: So?
- Jade West: I was gonna do that to get more followers, but now I can't because you did.
- Tori Vega: Well, tough tooties.
- Jade West: Don't you ever say "tough tooties" to me.
- Tori Vega: Cat, if you're just gonna sit there and tweet stupid, pointless tweets, then please go sit somewhere else.
- Cat Valentine: [while tweeting on her phone] Tori is being mean to me. #cramps?
- Tori Vega: I didn't start this followers war. I just wanted to get more followers than Trina!
- Andre Harris: Well, how the helicopter did your dang sister get so many followers in the first place?
- [Tori and Sinjin are watching Robbie's transformation video on social media]
- Sinjin Van Cleef: I don't like where this is going.
- [Tori shakes her head in agreement]