The Right Kind of Wrong (2013)

Will Sasso: Neil

Quotes 

• Neil : You know, it is kind of sexist you thinking her kicking a football is cool.

  Leo Palamino : It is cool.

  Jill : [on a handglider]  Woo hu hooo.

  Neil : My wife flies. That's cool.

  Leo Palamino : Eh!

  Neil : Also, she made my ballsack a Twitter account.

• Neil : So, someone started a drinking game.

  Leo Palamino : How's it work?

  Neil : Well, it's very simple. They go into a pub. If you're in the pub, you're drinking and you say, "I love you," then they drink.

  Mandeep : Hmm.

  Neil : [seeing Leo get up on the stool]  No no no no no. Leo, no, come on.

  Mandeep : [together with Neil]  No no no no no no NOOOO no no no no no! No.

  Leo Palamino : [to the crowd]  You're assholes! You know that?

  [pause] 

  Leo Palamino : But I love you!

  [Everybody cheers and drinks] 

• Leo Palamino : I don't want your balls on my phone.

  Neil : If they say wise or hilarious things, you do.