- Shawn Spencer: It seems we have ourselves a little Mexican standoff.
- Gus Guster: It would only be a Mexican standoff, Shawn, if you were pointing a gun at Lassie.
- Shawn Spencer: How does that make it Mexican?
- Gus Guster: I don't know!
- Shawn Spencer: Jules!
- Juliet O'Hara: Are you okay?
- Shawn Spencer: Never better! How can I possibly thank you for this one?
- Juliet O'Hara: Get down on your knees.
- [Shoots suspect]
- Shawn Spencer: [Gets up from dropping to his knees] I kinda meant that rhetorically... I've got the greatest girlfriend ever.!
- Gus Guster: Shawn, you can't duck me forever. This is crazy. You are crazy. You need to stop. We are in way over our heads. We have redefined the words "over our heads."
- Shawn Spencer: ~recording a voice note on his phone~ "over our heads," great title for a movie about two short guys who pretend to be one tall guy in order to get a basketball scholarship.