- Shawn Spencer: You didn't kill this guy, right?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: No!
- Shawn Spencer: All right, well you've got innocence on your side.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: What?
- Shawn Spencer: I think we should just call the police, and let the chips fall where they may.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: You're talking like a real white guy right now, Shawn. Brothers don't get the benefit of the doubt. I will not rot in a cell! You said we were in this together.
- Shawn Spencer: Come on, man. You know I'm gonna bake you a cake with a gun in it.
- Shawn Spencer: We're going to go down there together,and we're going to look at this. We're going to make it Kosher. What does that mean?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: The meats and the cheeses. They're not gonna touch!
- Shawn Spencer: That's right, they're not gonna touch. They're not gonna touch.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Today was "Bring your white best friend to work" Day.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Did you not get the memo?
- Juliet O'Hara: You guys do realize how insane this is, right?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Yes.
- Shawn Spencer: You call it insane, we call it Tuesday.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: It's Thursday.