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5 reviews · Provided by Metacritic.com
- 40The New York TimesBen KenigsbergThe New York TimesBen KenigsbergThere’s much more dead air than laughs, despite a certain anything-goes enthusiasm from the leads.
- 40Los Angeles TimesGary GoldsteinLos Angeles TimesGary GoldsteinEternity: the Movie, a purposely cheesy sendup of mid-1980s pop music, offers committed performances and a few chuckles, but it's a largely one-note rendition.
- 30The Hollywood ReporterFrank ScheckThe Hollywood ReporterFrank ScheckThe endless parade of parodistic gags displays no semblance of wit, with the filmmakers content to perfectly ape the silliness of the era's music videos and such fashion statements as wearing a single cross earring.
- 30TheWrapInkoo KangTheWrapInkoo KangToo earnest to be satisfyingly arch and too scattered to succeed as parody, Thorpe's goofy musical comedy only manages a sporadic charm through the occasional bon mot or a madcap flight of fancy.
- 20Village VoiceChris PackhamVillage VoiceChris PackhamThe jokes are slow and obvious, and the editor lingers over every one like a sleepy drunk over a basket of tater tots, stoically holding the shot long after any reasonable person would have concluded that a punchline had occurred.