- Richard Pryor: Whores and orphans under one roof. Whose idea was this anyway?
- Black Dynamite: Mine.
- Richard Pryor: Man, did you actually think about this shit before you put the children and the cunts within fucking distance of each other? "Hey little kids, I'm Black Dynamite! I know you all ain't got no parents, so how about I replace 'em with a lifetime supply of pussy?"
- Black Dynamite: THAT IS NOT WHAT I SILENTLY SAID TO MYSELF INSIDE MY HEAD!
- [breaks out nunchucks and has to be held back by Bullhorn and Cream Corn]