Shikshanachya Aaicha Gho (2010)

Bharat Jadhav: Madhukar Rane (father)

Quotes 

• Madhukar Rane : [voiceover]  Isn't it strange? The place where the sick are given a ray of hope also earns our hatred.

• Durga Rane-Daughter : Brother has scored a century. He's not out. And, he'll make two hundred runs tomorrow.

  Madhukar Rane : Go tell that to our grocer. See if he gives us a discount.

  Durga Rane-Daughter : Dad, you don't appreciate talent.

  Madhukar Rane : What's so special about a hundred runs?

  Durga Rane-Daughter : Huh?

  Madhukar Rane : If cricket could feed the hungry, nobody in Mumbai would have died of hunger.

• Shrinivas Rane-Son : What are you making?

  Madhukar Rane : Potatoes.

  Shrinivas Rane-Son : Yuck! I'm fed up with eating potatoes everyday.

  Madhukar Rane : I wanted to prepare a banquet but, unfortunately, the millionaire Dhirubhai did not marry my mother, you ass!

• Shrinivas Rane-Son : I got selected in the first thirty probables.

  Madhukar Rane : Achrekar, from my office, captained the under-seventeen team. He's a peon now.

  Shrinivas Rane-Son : If Sachin Tendulkar had a father like you, he'd have been a nobody.

  Madhukar Rane : No, that's not what I meant.

• Madhukar Rane : Women like you change names like they change clothes.

• Madhukar Rane : Please change his dentures.

  Dsouza : Hey, my teeth are intact.

  Madhukar Rane : Then eat these nuts and prove it.