The Space Tour (2012)

Joe Walker: Self - Performer

Quotes 

• Liam : How you doing, Walker?

  Joe : I hate everybody for some reason.

• Joe : Hey, come here for a secret on-stage conversation.

• Joe : [telling the story of getting stuck behind a gate]  And then it opened.

  [pause] 

  Joe : Climax.

• Joe : Canada. Border crossing. Nightmare.

• Liam : What are you thankful for?

  Joe : What am I thankful for? I'm thankful that I have this plate of food in my hand right now.

  Liam : Dylan, what are you thankful for?

  Dylan : Oh, man, um... ditto. Ditto. I'm thankful for ditto.

• Joe : I felt like a Russian villain. Every day I made this joke, I said, "ve are loading de varheads. James Bond cannot stop us this time."

• Joe : Oh, if it isn't Brian, my most trusted of compatriots! What's up?

  Brian : I'll tell you what's up, Joe. A big something. And that something is called I've got a bone to pick with you, mon frere.

  Joe : But, my brother, what bone could you possibly have to pick with me?

  Brian : I've got a problem with the way you sleep!