Victorious (TV Series)

Tori Goes Platinum (2012)

Leon Thomas III: André Harris

Quotes 

• Andre Harris : [opens the door to enter before he closes it behind him]  Hey. I'm here. Sorry.

  Tori Vega : Where were you?

  Andre Harris : I was in the men's room. So I opened one of the stall doors and sitting right there was Bruno Mars.

  Tori Vega : [looks shocked]  What?

  [Cat gasps] 

  Andre Harris : So I'm like, "Oh My God! Bruno Mars! You're one of my idols." He says, "Thanks, but I'm on the toilet. Can you shut the door?"

  [Tori now looks perplexed] 

  Andre Harris : So I say, "Sure," and I shut the door. Then, Bruno Mars says, "I mean, can you leave the stall and then shut the door?" And I'm all like, "Bro, I know you famous, but can't you just..."

  Jade West : [rests her hand on his shoulder]  Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Maybe stop talking.