Elementary (TV Series)

Child Predator (2012)

Jonny Lee Miller: Sherlock Holmes

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• Sherlock Holmes : No jogging, sorry.

  Dr. Joan Watson : I thought that we both agreed that a little exercise would be a good addition to your sobriety.

  Sherlock Holmes : For future reference, when I say that "I agree with you", it means I'm not listening.

  Dr. Joan Watson : Do you know what else is great? Jazzercise. Get you some leg warmers, headband, you'll look awesome.

  Sherlock Holmes : I agree with you.

• Dr. Joan Watson : I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? Because I thought I was just a cavernous expanse between two ears.

  Sherlock Holmes : You mustn't be so sensitive, Watson. The service you're providing is quite valuable. For a brief stretch in London I talked only to a phrenology bust I kept in my study. I named him Angus. It wasn't the same. I realized that when it came to listeners I preferred animates to inanimate. Quite a breakthrough, really.

  Dr. Joan Watson : "Angus." I'm glad I made it to the "animate" category.

• Sherlock Holmes : Right after you solve a case you're flush with success. We should double down on work.

  Dr. Joan Watson : We?

  Sherlock Holmes : You, me...

  [holds up phrenology bust] 

  Sherlock Holmes : Angus. Some combination of the three. You already know I favor you.

• Sherlock Holmes : From a drop of water, a logician can infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, without having seen or heard of either one.

• Sherlock Holmes : Are you worried about him?

  Adam Kemper : He's my dad.

  Sherlock Holmes : Is that why you've been hesitant to sign the immunity deal?

  Adam Kemper : Would you turn your dad?

  Sherlock Holmes : I'd trade my dad for a Tick Tack, but that's my dad, not yours.

• Sherlock Holmes : [fingering a plant growing up a wall]  Freshly broken, by the girl presumably grabbing for a handhold.

  Detective Marcus Bell : Good. She's a fighter.

  Sherlock Holmes : If little girls could actually win fights against grown men, then yeah, it would be a cause for great optimism.

• Robert Castillo : I told you everything.

  Sherlock Holmes : If everything includes one very big lie. Where's the wine that you claimed that you were buying when your daughter was taken last night?

  Robert Castillo : In your hand.

  Sherlock Holmes : Then there's the lie. Bodegas put the price tag on the cap itself. It saves stacking time. Tag, bottom. You, liar.