Drew Boston: George Orson Welles

Quotes 

• Werner Herzog Stipetic : Of course you can do it, Orson! Remember that time when we drank the magic yogurt, and became lost in the desert? And we found a camel, and the camel had four humps, and the humps were made of fire. And fire shot out from his nostrils, and his tongue was flaming red. And there was a rope ladder which was hanging from the sky, so we climbed up it, but we had to leave the camel behind, because camels cannot climb.

  George Orson Welles : Thank you Werner. You're the only soul I can rely on any...

  Werner Herzog Stipetic : That's great, Orson, but I really just came in to get a protein bar before I went back to work on the fence. Kinski's been sneaking onto the lawn, digging holes...

• George Orson Welles : That was no Martian! It's Halloween!

• George Orson Welles : Ladies and gentlemen, I don't believe there is any wisdom in compromise. I was going to show them, that they were wrong... I've spent my life trying to prove that what was said is wrong, and it has been an enormous waste of spirit and energy. There are black hats, and there are white hats, and I just wanted to be a white hat. I want to be remembered as a good guy, rather than a difficult genius. I'm so fucked.

  [He begins furiously and haphazardly applying lipstick] 

  George Orson Welles : You're somebody's mother, you whore!

• Craig : What's wrong, Orson?

  George Orson Welles : Oh, Craig... I think I might be two midgets in an overcoat.

• The Director : Listen, shitties. This shit is a hemorrhaging shitass. You're fucking it up. All of you suck. Fuck you. Shut up. Megan's going to come out and give you some instructions...

  George Orson Welles : Who is that?

  Werner Herzog Stipetic : Look, Klaus, perhaps this isn't the best time...

  Klaus Kinski : TIME IS AN ABYSS!