[first lines]
Mike J.: Hello, I'm a British person, and do you know the perfect place for Beethoven's 4th?
[shows a clip of Beethoven eating out of a bin]
Mike J.: That's right - in the bin! While Beethoven's 3rd didn't have any sort of story, it at least held my attention a little, what with those two idiotic bad guys and their incessant jumping into the car. But - and now I know I shouldn't do the conclusion at the start of the video - this one is just plain dull. And I mean dull! It's duller than a dullard on Dull's Day, eating a dull sandwich, in a dull ditch on a dull...