Community (TV Series)
Digital Estate Planning (2012)
Giancarlo Esposito: Gilbert Lawson
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : What the hell, Gilbert? You're cheating, which I have no problem with, but you're getting caught, and that's not cool.
Pierce Hawthorne : Yeah, don't be a knob. That inheritence is rightfully mine.
Gilbert Lawson : Rightfully?
Pierce Hawthorne : I'm his son.
Gilbert Lawson : So am I.
Pierce Hawthorne : What? That can't be true. You're half... white!
Jeff Winger : Nice save.
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Gilbert Lawson : Once you're seated behind your computers, a photograph of you will be taken and an avatar will be made from your likeness.
Troy Barnes : I didn't bring my likeness.
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Gilbert Lawson : This game is more complex than you can imagine. And aside from its programmers, who have all been deported back to China, I'm the one who knows how it works.
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Jeff Winger : Britta, drink that super strength potion you made.
Britta Perry : Oh, right, right, right, right.
[Her animated character runs, trying to find her potion in the itmes inventory]
Jeff Winger : Hurry up, Britta!
Britta Perry : I'm trying, I'm trying!
[Gilbert shoots her lightning and she dies]
Britta Perry : Aah!
Jeff Winger : Damn it, I thought we could count on Britta to not screw up drinking.
Gilbert Lawson : This'll be fun.
[He drinks the potion. Realises something's wrong]
Gilbert Lawson : What the hell?
Jeff Winger : Here's hoping we can count on her to screw up making potions.
[Gilbert dies]
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Pierce Hawthorne : We've only been playing this game a couple of hours. You've been playing it your whole life, and now it's time for your reward, brother. So get in there and kill our dad.
Gilbert Lawson : Thank you, Pierce.
[Moves to put on headset]
Pierce Hawthorne : Wait a second. Here, take this.
[Pulls out gun]
Pierce Hawthorne : You may need it.
Britta Perry : Oh!
Jeff Winger : Whoa! Oh, Pierce. You really don't know how this game works, do you?
[Puts the gun away]
Annie Edison : Are you always carrying that?
Pierce Hawthorne : Not in the shower.
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Gilbert Lawson : You're not supposed to cooperate, you're supposed to compete.
Jeff Winger : Thanks for the advice, but I think we can choose how we want to play.
Gilbert Lawson : I suppose we can.
Pierce Hawthorne : is he being ominous? Why are you being ominous?
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Gilbert Lawson : 30 seconds after you leave your chairs, the weight sensors will recognize it as an automatic forfeit.
Shirley Bennett , Jeff Winger : [Offended] Weight sensors?
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Gilbert Lawson : I'd like to thank you again for today and offer my apologies for my conduct. I wasn't myself. Family can make a person do a lot of crazy things.
Troy Barnes : I understand. I have an uncle who makes his own pizza.