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Digital Estate Planning (2012)
Donald Glover: Troy Barnes
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Quotes
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Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : Troy and Abed shooting lava!
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Troy Barnes : You still talking to this girl?
Abed Nadir : Yeah. She only has three moods that you activate with basic patterns of stimulus. I've never felt this way before.
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Gilbert Lawson : Once you're seated behind your computers, a photograph of you will be taken and an avatar will be made from your likeness.
Troy Barnes : I didn't bring my likeness.
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Troy Barnes : Unbelievable. Jeff bet all our lives on Britta and *won*... and I lost my pants to a pair of nines.
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Troy Barnes : He's shooting lightning and I'm naked!
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Troy Barnes : You can usually get supplies in a town like this. Man, why can't my mom be here? She always said my video game knowledge would come in handy. I never believed her.
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Abed Nadir : h, if you Max out a character's trust and affection levels, you can gain access to a front-End scripting language. Watch.
[Taps on Hilda, runs through various options until ""Make babyabed"]
Abed's Babies : [Appears from Hilda] Cool cool cool.
Abed Nadir : She can make babies for me.
Troy Barnes : Oh, and I can't?
[Sadly]
Troy Barnes : I can't.
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Troy Barnes : Um... Jeff, you just murdered Annie.
Jeff Winger : Well, better than doing nothing!
Abed Nadir : I'm not sure that's the case.
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Gilbert Lawson : I'd like to thank you again for today and offer my apologies for my conduct. I wasn't myself. Family can make a person do a lot of crazy things.
Troy Barnes : I understand. I have an uncle who makes his own pizza.