He Never Died (2015)

Steven Ogg: Alex

Quotes 

• Jack : Is that a "no"?

  Alex : Yes, that's a "no". Jesus, Jack! Do you have anything aside from being ambiguous and hostile?

• Alex : Aren't you gonna ask about dad?

  Jack : I heard he was dead.

  Alex : Nice to hear that your finger's on the pulse.

  Jack : Did his cardiac pump fail?

  Alex : Yeah, it must have died out a short time after the car ran him over..

• Jack : Where you going to kill Andrea? And refrain from lying.

  Alex : How would you know if I'm lying?

  Jack : You'll say "no".

  Alex : Then there's your answer!

• Alex : Is there anything I can say to make you leave?

  Jack : I've killed nine-year-olds for no reason at all. What makes you think you have a chance?

• Jack : What was the camera for in the bathroom?

  Alex : We were going to beat the shit out of Andrea and mail it to you.

  Jack : Why would you do that?

  Alex : Piss you off.

  Jack : Why?

  Alex : Because, Jack! You're special, and shooting you just doesn't have the same impact as it does on a normal person!

• Alex : So, Jack... what did you think of that new door? It's the best we could do to replace your security.

  Jack : I think if someone wants to get in, they can get it.

• Jack : You kidnapped and tortured Andrea to get to me?

  Alex : You put it together, Jack!