- Clarissa: My cruel father forbids our love. Maybe I should cut open his carotid artery. Should our love take a tragic ending, then I sure could fall in love with that exceptionally cute messenger.
- Jojo: [as the inner voice of Bernd] Dearest Clarissa, the weather depresses me, so I choose Seppuku, the extremely cruel kind of hara-kiri. Don't be sad. As consolation, have some wild sex with this really cute messenger - and you'd help him lose his burdensome virginity, for he has never been with a woman before.
- Bernd: Jojo is young, dumb and trusts me. That is a big mistake. Just now he told me under the oath of secrecy that he still is a virgin, yet he looks so juicy, right?
- Clarissa: Dear Jojo, dear homosexual friend, now I know why your kisses tasted stale. Well, let's remain good friends. You may pass by in women's clothes. I'm very liberal. Maybe we can swap. A shame I already killed my family who didn't accept our love. Kisses, Clarissa.