Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Full Bars (2012)

Kristen Schaal: Louise Belcher

Quotes 

• Louise : [about a girl's cell phone]  This thing is like a remote control for teenage boys.

  Gene : Make them touch butts!

  Tina : Give them ridiculous French accents.

• Linda : Ooh, Wolverine! Scary!

  Louise : I'm Edward Scissorhands.

  Linda : I don't feel comfortable with you going out trick or treating with scissors. Why don't you go as Edward Spoonhands?

  Louise : It's Halloween, not Hallowuss.

• Louise : Full bars? Full bars! FULL BARS? She just gave us Full-Sized Chocolate Bars! Does she know? Oh my god! Was it an accident?

  Gene : I hope this doesn't put a strain on our economy.

  Tina : Everything I know to be true just went out the window.

• Louise : King's Head Island. Nice to meet ya, now let's trick-or-treak ya.

• Louise : Let's go where the rich people live. Rich people know how to trick-or-treat right.

  Gene : And good skin care.

• Louise : Must be a golf country club.

  Tina : Looks like a miniature golf course.

  Gene : The windmill must be enormous!