Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Beefsquatch (2012)

Kristen Schaal: Louise Belcher

Quotes 

• Pam : And what do we have here? Are you a little bunny?

  Louise : [Sniffs Pam]  I smell fear on you.

  Pam : I don't like this one.

• Bob : Louise, I need your help to sabotage Gene.

  Louise : First of all, I'm flattered.

  Bob : All right. Now, do you have any ideas?

  Louise : Dynamite in the burgers!

  Bob : Subtler.

  Louise : C-4.

  Bob : Move away from explosives.

  Louise : Jabanero peppers on the burgers.

  Bob : Yes! You're a genius!

  Louise : Oh, stop.

• Louise : [as Gene pees on the kitchen sink]  Ugh, Gene! That's my spot!

  Gene : That's funny, it smells like my spot.

  [Snifs] 

  Gene : Asparagus.

  Tina : I've been using the toilet like an idiot.

• Gene : [about Bob]  Rachel Ray over here.

  Louise : With bigger hips.

• Tina : What happened to your mask?

  Louise : Did you throw it in a volcano?

  Gene : Nah, I gave it back to Peter Pescadero. I promised I'd pop-and-lock him into a better life, and I didn't deliver.

  Louise : Another child left behind.

• Louise : Last one is is Tina!

  [She and Gene jump into the pool] 

  Tina : Hey!... Oh.