The Simpsons (TV Series)

Adventures in Baby-Getting (2012)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum, Nelson Muntz

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : What are you doing in my room?

  Bart Simpson : Just came to check on your shades. Wouldn't want your carpet to fade.

  [Leaves, then comes back to look at Lisa suspiciously; leaves again, then returns] 

  Bart Simpson : What are you doing Tuesdays and Thrusdays after school?

  Lisa Simpson : What are *you* doing Tuesdays and Thrusdays after school?

  Bart Simpson : Mostly writing on the chalkboard. I'm open to suggestions. Seriously, I'm starting to run out of ideas. Now what are you up to?

  Lisa Simpson : A lady never tells, a gentleman never asks.

  Bart Simpson : That's good. Can I use it for the chalkboard?

  Lisa Simpson : Sure.

  Bart Simpson : [Speaking into recorder]  A lady never tells, a gentleman never asks. Now I need something for Martin Luther King Day.

• Bart Simpson : [after the car falls in the sinkhole]  Oh, no! Lisa's face! It's exactly the same! Ha-ha-ha!