Thu, Oct 27, 2011
Never Visit a Deserted Town. If a town is deserted, it's probably for a very good reason. Stay away.
Fri, Oct 28, 2011
Never Run From a Monster While Wearing Nothing. Females especially - put some clothes on. No one wants to see your innards.
Wed, Mar 28, 2012
Never Shower in Slow Motion. Attention everyone (especially the ladies) - never shower in slow motion.
Sat, May 12, 2012
Never Make a Deal With the Devil. We all have problems - but making a deal with the devil won't make things better.
Wed, Jun 13, 2012
Never Be a Blonde With Blue Eyes. You may as well not even exist in a horror film.