G.B.F. (2013)

Natasha Lyonne: Mrs. Hogel

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• Soledad Braunstein : But it isn't fair, Ms. Hogel.

  Mrs. Hogel : I'm sorry, Soledad, but the school board was clear. Now, we can't have a gay/straight alliance with an actual gay member.

• Mrs. Hogel : One day you will meet the gay of your dreams - and it'll be the happiest, most fulfilling day of your life - then it's all downhill from there.

• Mrs. Hogel : I've noticed some disturbing trends in this school as of late. It seems that many of you girls are treating Tanner as more of a prize to be won than an actual person.

• Mrs. Hogel : Listen, girls, I get the appeal. Now, I myself had a gay best friend once and, oh, we were roommates for many fruitful years, but now he's no longer with us.

  Tanner Daniels : Oh.

  Viola : Oh, damn.

  Soledad Braunstein : What? Where'd he go?

  Fawcett Brooks : He obvi died of the hiv, dumbass.

• [Brent's prom posters make trouble] 

  Mrs. Hogel : Oh, in what universe would "Boutonniéres Not Butt-Sex" be appropriate for a prom slogan?

  Principal Crowe : Yeah. And "No Tossing Salads?" I got the cafeteria ladies coming in here asking if I changed the menu!