- Dr. Joan Watson: Any luck?
- Sherlock Holmes: Luck is an offensive, abhorrent concept. The idea that there is a force in the universe tilting events in your favor or against it is ridiculous. *Idiots* rely on luck.
- Dr. Joan Watson: So that'd be a no.
- Sherlock Holmes: Your lack of accent is impressive, Mr. Gura.
- Danilo Gura: Thank you. I learned English as a boy.
- Sherlock Holmes: I didn't even realize your nationality until I remembered from the other day, you'd arranged the rags on your cart into the colors of the Ukrainian flag. On your employment application under education, you listed Olesky University. Congratulations - arguably the best medical school in all of Ukraine.
- Danilo Gura: [smiles] Not arguably.
- Sherlock Holmes: Interesting that she didn't refer to you as her friend, probably because of your falling out. You call her by a familiar nickname, yet you haven't spoken in a year in a half. What was it that drove you two apart? Man? Job? Failed sapphic dalliance, fingers crossed for the last one?
- Dr. Joan Watson: He's got a problem with Tourettes.
- Sherlock Holmes: I must say Watson, I enjoyed catching a glimpse of you in your former element. Seems to me your friend was right. You were quite a doctor.