- Andre Harris: [on the phone] Grandma, what is it?
- [brief pause]
- Andre Harris: No, nobody stole your bed, you're just in the kitchen!
- Mrs. Vega: Oh, you girls are pathetic. You know, when I was your age, we didn't even have cell phones.
- Tori Vega: Yeah, but you had stuff that we don't have.
- Cat Valentine: Yeah, like dinosaurs and Moses.
- [everyone's phones buzz]
- Mr. Sikowitz: Oh, what now?
- Robbie Shapiro: Oh, I just texted everyone a pic of me. That's my sister's shirt I'm wearing!
- Robbie Shapiro: Here's another cool thing. You guys know how I usually keep my phone in my shirt pocket here?
- Tori Vega, Andre Harris, Robbie Shapiro, Cat Valentine, Beck Oliver: Yeah.
- Robbie Shapiro: Now I'm using this pocket to carry cheese and my allergy pills.
- Beck Oliver: Won't the cheese melt in your pocket?
- Robbie Shapiro: [in a cocky voice] Oh, I don't think the cheese will melt in my pock... ugh...!
- [sticks his hand in his shirt pocket, and the melted cheese has attached itself to his allergy pills flask]