How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Splitsville (2012)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

Quotes 

• Marshall Eriksen : Okay that's ridiculous! Is Nick a genius? No. But does he have average intelligence? No! But he is a human being with a heart!

• Marshall Eriksen : If Joel uses ringers, so can we, and Nick is our best player, so as far as I am concerned, he can both keep your groins on ice.

  Ted Mosby : "Groins On Ice"... Least popular Madison Square Garden holiday show ever.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Why are you so into this basketball league?

  Marshall Eriksen : Robin, its the Little Ivies Professionals Over 30 Who Work In Midtown League. It's The Show!