- The Joker: Wait a second. What are you going to do the Dynamic Dumb-Dumb?
- Lex Luthor: Joker, I have an election to win.
- The Joker: But who will I play with if he's dead?
- Lex Luthor: Robin's still around. If we eliminate Batman, Robin will probably put on the suit and say he's Batman.
- Lex Luthor: How would you like to be out of Arkham right now, and given a chance to take revenge on Batman and the rest of this ungrateful city?
- The Joker: Well, I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer. Unless you're just one of the voices in my head. In which case, I'm crazy anyway.
- Robin: Uh, Batman, maybe he can help with this. I mean, he's had a lot of experience dealing with Lex Luthor.
- Batman: We don't need him.
- Robin: Well it seems just like now we needed him.
- Batman: We would have been fine jumping off the roof.
- Robin: I think we would've broken our legs.
- Batman: We've broken our legs before.
- Robin: Yeah, but I didn't like it. I mean, if we just call him.
- Batman: Robin, we can't go through life expecting Superman or anyone else to save us whenever things get tough. The only people we can rely on is ourselves.
- Lex Luthor: No, thanks. I don't want to get joy buzzed.
- The Joker: Oh, don't worry. I didn't want to shake hands, I want your watch. Nice running into you. Let's do it again, sometime.
- Lex Luthor: Oh, we will.
- Robin: [having surprised Catwoman] Holy baloney! Totally scared Catwoman! Did you see that? Ha!
- Batman: [urgently] Robin.
- Robin: Oh, come on. You gotta give me this one!
- [all of Batman's rouges drop down from above behind Robin. Catwoman gets close to Robin]
- Catwoman: Now Robin, what were you saying? Something catty I believe?
- Batcomputer: Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
- Robin: Someone's broken into the Batcave?
- Batman: The fake kryptonite. It was a homing device. We were set up!
- The Joker: Hello! Anybody home? We're here and we brought dessert.
- Batman: [chasing after Joker] We're here to get those valuables you stole, Joker.
- Robin: And Bruce Wayne's Man of the Year award!
- The Joker: This is my award!
- [slaps a sticker on it]
- The Joker: It very clearly says "Me Joker"!
- Robin: [stammers] You just stuck that on there!
- [the helicopter swerves to the side]
- Robin: Whoa!
- Batman: Robin, focus on your flying.
- Robin: Sorry. Whoa!
- Superman: [saves Batman and Robin from a falling rock] Hey, guys. Sorry it took me a second.
- [throws the rock down. Batman takes his hand and as he flies upward, Robin grabs ahold of Batman. They manage to burst out of the ground to safety]
- Superman: [he and Wonder Woman are holding up Wayne Tower] Thanks.
- Wonder Woman: Don't let go yet.
- Superman: I wasn't going to.
- Green Lantern: Why is a giant robot climbing up Wayne Tower?
- Cyborg: Giant robot? Let's get it!
- Batman: Follow me. I, uh, know my way around this place.
- Lex Luthor: [he and Joker are being arrested] There is a little good news. At least you're not going to be president.
- Robin: What did you do with all the kryptonite?
- Wonder Woman: I put it in a safe place. We might need it one day if Superman decides to go bad.
- Batman: See? I'm not the only one.