VHS Christmas Carol: Live! (2022 Video)

Joey Richter: Bob Cratchit, Party Guest

Quotes 

• Narrator : So Scrooge is working.

  Bob Cratchit : And his clerk is clerking.

  Fred : When in walks Fred, Scrooge's nephew! Hi, Scrooge, Merry Christmas!

  Ebenezer Scrooge : What the hell is this?

  Fred : Merry Christmas, uncle, God bless you!

  Ebenezer Scrooge : What's so merry about it, Fred? Aren't you still super poor, aren't you still in debt?

  Fred : Well, what's so shitty about it, Scrooge? You're still rich!

  Ebenezer Scrooge : Oh, bah!

  Fred : Uncle Scrooge, I'm just saying "hey" and inviting you to dinner on Christmas Day. You're my family even though you're a total dick.

  Narrator : Scrooge looks in his nephew's face, he knows the perfect thing to say.

  Ebenezer Scrooge : Bah Humbug! Bah Humbug! Christmas with you and your wife, I'd rather take my own life! Bah Humbug! Bah Humbug! Goodbye, good afternoon!

  Fred : Okay, I love you too. Freddy's not surprised, he always knew.

  Narrator , Bob Cratchit , Fred : There's no meaner dude than Ebenezer Scrooge!