Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Bob Fires the Kids (2012)

H. Jon Benjamin: Bob Belcher, Big Bob Belcher, Speedo Guy, Ms. LaBonz

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Quotes 

• Bob : Linda, I don't know if I told you this, but I had a horrible childhood.

  Linda : I know.

  Bob : You do?

  Linda : Yes. It's the way you stand.

  Bob : The way I stand?

  Linda : No one who had a great childhood stands like that.

• Gene : We're working girls now! Deal with it!

  Mickey : You're a girl?

  Gene : Yes, I am!

  Bob : No, he's not.

  Gene : Tell that to my vagina.

• Gene : We're the backbone of America! Willie Nelson would love this place!

  Bob : Yes, but not for the reason you're thinking of.

• Bob : Look, you're not just employees, you're our kids.

  Gene : Is that all we are to you? Your children?

  Bob : Yes. Now go outside and have fun.

  Louise : Never!

• Linda : Mickey's a great employee, isn't he?

  Bob : Yeah. He's like the hard-working, grateful employee we never had. Wish he would wear underwear, though.

  Linda : Yeah. Hold the pickle.

• Bob : Kids, your mother and I have an important announcement.

  [Linda vocalizes fanfare] 

  Gene : You're having another baby?

  Louise : At your age? Sick!

  Tina : I thought I saw a baby bump.

  Linda : What? No, I was just retaining gas.