Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Bob Fires the Kids (2012)

Kristen Schaal: Louise Belcher

Quotes 

• Louise : Yeah, Mom's the one with the drinking problem.

  Linda : The problem is I don't have a friggin' drink in my hand!

• Louise : What is this feeling I'm having? It's like I'm feeling sad for someone other than myself. Is that a thing? Am I going crazy?

• Louise : Is this a farm? I thought those were extinct.

• Bob : Look, you're not just employees, you're our kids.

  Gene : Is that all we are to you? Your children?

  Bob : Yes. Now go outside and have fun.

  Louise : Never!

• Bob : Kids, your mother and I have an important announcement.

  [Linda vocalizes fanfare] 

  Gene : You're having another baby?

  Louise : At your age? Sick!

  Tina : I thought I saw a baby bump.

  Linda : What? No, I was just retaining gas.