Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Bob Fires the Kids (2012)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

Quotes 

• Gene : I'm more of an indoor kid. I can't survive out in the wild. I've been declawed!

• Gene : We're working girls now! Deal with it!

  Mickey : You're a girl?

  Gene : Yes, I am!

  Bob : No, he's not.

  Gene : Tell that to my vagina.

• Gene : We're the backbone of America! Willie Nelson would love this place!

  Bob : Yes, but not for the reason you're thinking of.

• Bob : Look, you're not just employees, you're our kids.

  Gene : Is that all we are to you? Your children?

  Bob : Yes. Now go outside and have fun.

  Louise : Never!

• Bob : Kids, your mother and I have an important announcement.

  [Linda vocalizes fanfare] 

  Gene : You're having another baby?

  Louise : At your age? Sick!

  Tina : I thought I saw a baby bump.

  Linda : What? No, I was just retaining gas.