- Lorna Morello: [to Norma, who is playing Scrabble with Boo] If you put the "S" on the end of "knife," you can make "slut" going down. Fifteen points ain't bad.
- Big Boo: No cheating!
- Lorna Morello: Oh, I'm just helping her.
- Big Boo: The plural of "knife" is "knives," genius. No such fucking word as "knifes".
- Lorna Morello: Oh, no? Well, then what does Tony do to Bernardo in West Side Story? I'll tell you what. He knifes him.
- Big Boo: Well, aren't you the plot spoiler? So, here's a good idea. Why don't you mind your own fucking business and go back to planning your cute little hetero wedding?
- [pause]
- Big Boo: Hey! Are you gonna get your dress off of eBay? I sure hope nobody scams you. That'd be fucking ironic.
- Lorna Morello: Don't you dare!
- Piper Chapman: Not every Hispanic person wants the same thing.
- Lorna Morello: Sure, they do. They all want to come to America.
- Larry Bloom: Look, um, I really think if I - if I made some changes...
- Tim: Christ, Bloom. No one wants learn how not to come. Coming is the whole goddamn point.
- Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson: It don't matter what you wanna watch. I'm president of the TV, and you can't do nothin' about it, Pussy.
- Poussey Washington: My name is Poussey! Accent à droite, bitch!
- Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson: Accent à what?
- Poussey Washington: It's French! Poussey is a place in France where my daddy served, and kings was born and shit! What the fuck you named after, some bullshit cakes with cream in the middle?
- Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson: You callin' me a Ho-Ho?
- Poussey Washington: It's Hostess, you dumbass. Man, you a fuckin' Swiss Roll.