Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks (2012)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

Quotes 

• Louise : We're going to our dad's funeral. That's him out front. He's in the to-go box. His one wish was to be buried at the house he was murdered in.

  Gene : And the shovel he was killed with. Can you believe he was poisoned with a shovel?

• Bob : Oh, my God. We're stuck with this guy forever.

  Gene : Like me and this piece of corn between my teeth. Right, corn?

• Louise : I call shotgun!

  Gene : I call coffin!

  Louise : No fair! I want coffin!

  Gene : Ha, I tricked you! I'm too scared to go coffin!

• Tina : You're right. I'm a firestarter and a jinx. I'm going to destroy this whole family.

  Gene : You're the reason I'm fat!

• Chase : [about his dead cat]  She's peeing in God's shoes now.

  Gene : Too soon!