Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks (2012)

Dan Mintz: Tina Belcher

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Quotes 

• Tina : This is all wrong, I'm going to jail! Or hell! Or hell-jail!

  [Fantasy sequence: Tina is in hell-jail waiting in line at the cafeteria] 

  Tina : What's for lunch today?

  Jail-Hell Lunch Lady : Your lies!

  Tina : NOOOOOO! That's what we had yesterday!

• Tina : [to Bob]  Do I have a boyfriend in this scenario?

  Bob : Uh, we should probably just stick to the necessary facts.

  Tina : Oh, okay.

  Bob : Fine, all right, you have a secret boyfriend in this scenario, one that you can't ever talk about.

  Tina : What's his name?

  Bob : Um, Sebastian.

  Tina : He plays lacrosse and he loves me.

  Bob : Mm-hmm.

  Tina : But he loves lacrosse more.

  Bob : Uh, yeah.

  Tina : How long is his hair?

  Bob : I- I-I don't know, but it's greasy.

  Tina : Yes.

• Bob : [to Tina]  Why are you wearing a hair net?

  Tina : Because stress is making my hair fall out. Look at me.

  [points to her hair] 

  Bob : Tina, you have the fullest head of hair in the family. I would kill for that hairline.

  Tina : I believe you would.

• Tina : This was the worst week of my life, but I'm better for it.

  Louise : This was the worst week of your life, Tina? You got to crash a car and burn down a house! I got to do nothing!

• Tina : You're right. I'm a firestarter and a jinx. I'm going to destroy this whole family.

  Gene : You're the reason I'm fat!

• Tina : [after she crashes the car]  We have to leave a note! We have to leave a note!

  Bob : Okay, okay! You're... you're so honest. Who raised you?

• Bob : [to Tina]  So we just have to say I was driving, okay?

  Tina : That's lying. That's not right.

  Bob : That's true, Tina. Lying is wrong and you should never do it unless an idiot named Jimmy Pesto makes you go through insurance, which he is.

• Bob : [after Tina accidentally sets Chase's house on fire]  Tina, no one's blaming you for this, but what wrong thing did you do?

  Tina : I don't know. I was cooking like normal. Maybe I had the flame too high? Why would you let me around fire?