"New Tricks" The Rock: Part Two (TV Episode 2013) - Dennis Waterman as Gerry Standing

[Brian and Gerry are trapped in a shipping container that is being transported across Europe]

Brian Lane : The only way out is when that door opens. From the outside. And depending on how far we're going, that might be days.

Gerry Standing : Well there's only one question left, then, isn't there. Am I going to eat you or are you going to eat me?
Gerry Standing : [Brian snuggles up against Gerry] Wey, hey, hey, behave yourself!

Brian Lane : No, look, Gerry, we have to share our body warmth or we might bloody freeze to death in here.

Gerry Standing : Yeah, alright. But no forking.

Brian Lane : You mean 'spooning'.

Gerry Standing : That and all.

Brian Lane : What's 'forking', anyway?

Gerry Standing : Go to sleep, Brian.
Gerry Standing : Any word back from London about those records? It'd be handy to know who was here in '82.

Cmdr Adam Sinclair : No, I'm afraid not. They can be somewhat, um... cumbersome when it things like that, even for esteemed police colleagues.

Gerry Standing : Well, maybe we'll call them ourselves, eh. Directly.

Cmdr Adam Sinclair : That would be highly discourteous of you.

Brian Lane : This wasn't just a boy that was murdered, Commander Sinclair. This was a brother, and a son. Courtesy doesn't come into it!
Gerry Standing : [Sandra has allowed Brian to stay with the team] Let me get this straight. Are you saying she let you off the hook?

Gerry Standing : Naah. She's still going to kill me. Just a bit later.

Dennis Waterman: Gerry Standing