- [at a swanky hotel room]
- Darren Vader: Hey, hey guys. TV in the bathroom. You can totally watch a game while you're taking a massive...
- Melissa Bing: Please don't say it.
- Darren Vader: Bath. Bath. I was gonna say bath.
- Amanda Benson: You scared me; I thought you were a burglar!
- Darren Vader: I am a burglar, and so are you. We're all burglars.