The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Goes to Prep School (2013)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Apes, Sam, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Hey, dad. What would you do if you got my ear in the mail?

  Homer Simpson : I dunno. Feed it to the dog?

  Bart Simpson : You'll have to wrap it in cheese first.

  Homer Simpson : Don't tell me how to feed you to the dog!

• Bart Simpson : Smart Tykes? You promised us we were going somewhere fun!

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, you promised, mom!

  Marge Simpson : I keep telling you stop calling me Mom.

  Homer Simpson : Yes, Mrs. Simpson.

• Homer Simpson : America can't collapse. We're as powerful as Ancient Rome.

• Homer Simpson : Well, what have we learned from our post-apocalyptic movie marathon?

  Bart Simpson : People named Preacher or Deacon are very bad; water is money, unless gasoline is money; and although there are a lot of sharp objects around, nobody ever shaves.

  Homer Simpson : Hollywood has taught you well, my son.

• Homer Simpson : Your end of the world is better than our during the world.

• Marge Simpson : You call yourself a good Christian?

  Homer Simpson : If Jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today.

• Lisa Simpson : Why is it whenever you wake us up early it means either church or getting new identities?

  Homer Simpson : Don't be silly, Mary-Ellen.

• Bart Simpson : What are we coing to do now? We've been here five minutes and I'm already bored.

  Homer Simpson : Why don't you write down the names of all the celebrities rumored to be gay for future generations?

  Bart Simpson : Yes, sir!

  Homer Simpson : Society won't have to begin from square one.

• Homer Simpson : The apocalypse is coming. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe never, but it's coming, and soon.

• Homer Simpson : Prepers? I hate you guys! With your blazers and country clubs, while we townies have to pay our own bills.

  Lloyd : We're prepers, not preppies. But I like your hatred.

  Homer Simpson : It's based on nothing.