Bieber Fever (II) (2010)
Dallin Earl: Barry
Quotes
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Jaren : Are you guys kidding me? He's like... the best singer ever! Tens times better than Michael Jackson!
Barry : Yeah, if you're a babe...
Jaren : Well, excuse me for being a babe!
Barry : ...Without a life.
Jaren : Without a life!
Barry : Turn that off before I puke all over myself.
Jaren : No! No.
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Barry : Jaren, Jaren, Jaren... Jaren.
[Tries to light a match for a minute]
Barry : Jaren. Jaren
[Attempts to light a match again]
Barry : Jaren...
[Strikes match again]
Barry : Jaren-
[to Travis]
Barry : YOU'RE THE BOY SCOUT! CAN YOU PLEASE GET THIS TO WORK?
Travis : UH, I NEVER EARNED MY...
Barry : SHUT UP!
Travis : Okay!
Barry : Jaren...
[Gets frustrated trying to strike match]
Barry : Oh... my gosh! I can't believe...
Travis : Try- Try getting it at an angle!
Barry : Oh, maybe the other side.
[Turns match box over and strikes match. The match finally is lit]
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Barry : [Leaning lit match close to Justin Bieber's signature] Okay, her we go. Jaren...
Travis : Jaren...
Barry : Jaren...
Travis : Jaren...
Barry : JAREN.
Travis : No more Justin Bieber for you?
Barry : No more Justin Bieber for you?
Travis : No more "Baby"?
Barry : None?
Travis : No more Bieber Fever?
Barry : NONE?
Jaren : [Whimpering] Uh huh! Uh huh!
Barry : Okay!
Travis : Okay.
[Starts blowing out the burning part of the paper]
Barry : Okay!
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Barry : I'm so gonna win this.
Travis : Ah, are you sure?
Barry : I am... totally positive!
Travis : Are you sure?
Barry : [Picks up chocolate coin] This is gonna be in my stomach soon!
Travis : Nu uh! No!
Barry : Yeah it is!
Travis : No.
Barry : It is... well, not the wrapping, but... nevermind. 'Kay, I'm, I'm...
Travis : Alright. You know what?
Barry : Just put down your cards.
Travis : [Puts down cards]
Barry : YES!
[Slams down cards]
Travis : Oh my gosh!
Jaren : Ah Ha Ha!
Jaren : [Grabs all the chocolate coins] Come to papa!
Jaren : I win!
Barry : NO! NO YOU DON'T!