Billy Gardell: I am happily married. I know this 'cause she told me.
Billy Gardell: They say married men live longer. I think it just feels that way.
Ben Creed: All my friends in New York are like, "Why would you move from New York City to Tuscon, Arizona?" I'm like, "Well, I know I'm going to burn in Hell. I just want to get acclimated."