Orphan Black (TV Series)

Variations Under Domestication (2013)

Eric Johnson: Chad Norris

Quotes 

• [Felix greets both Aynsley and her husband Chad] 

  Felix Dawkins : Hello, neighbors! Your bartender's here. I'm just going to have a quick word with our hostess and then I'm going to be right back to, uh, top you up. Yeah? Let's go.

  Chad Norris : [Felix walks Alison away]  It's a gay bartender. That's awesome.

  Aynsley Norris : Chad, shut your stupid mouth and feed the kids.

• [Alison's neighbors arrive to her home early for their scheduled potluck party] 

  Aynsley Norris : Don't worry, we'll get this party started.

  Alison Hendrix : Okay.

  Chad Norris : What's up, Hendrix?

  Alison Hendrix : Hello. Hi! Hi!

  Meera Kumar : [the neighbor Meera sees Alison in her pajamas still]  Is this a pajama party?

• [Alison is greeted by Aynsley's husband Chad] 

  Chad Norris : Hey, ladies!

  Aynsley Norris : Incoming.

  Chad Norris : [to Alison]  I am all over those sexy stretchies. You been working your glutes again? What's your program?

  Alison Hendrix : [Alison's voice quickly snaps]  Why is everybody asking me so many goddamn questions!