- Seth Meyers: They're all just waiting for someone else to do it. It's like when you're at a family party, and Aunt Janet has had one too many gin and tonics, and everyone knows and is just hoping someone else will intervene and tell her to put the glass down, but then no-one does it, and she ends up telling the entire family about the exact time and location your cousin was concieved. "Your Uncle Stu wasn't exactly romantic. We were at a Motel 6 in Niagara Falls. But they didn't have any rooms. So we just went back to the station wagon and nine months later, boom! Happy birthday Kayley."