Austin Found (2017)

Linda Cardellini: Leanne Wilson

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Quotes 

• Leanne : Honey, the truth is relative. The plain and simple truth is rarely plain and it's never simple.

• Leanne : Sometimes you have to sacrifice. Sometimes you have to lick things.

• Crystal Clemens : No kids for me yet, not with our hectic schedule. My husband's a oil man.

  Leanne : How old is he?

  Crystal Clemens : No, OIL man.

  Leanne : Oh, oil, wow.

  Crystal Clemens : Yeah, but I mean he's old too.

• [Bumbling Billy and J.T. attempt to break in] 

  Leanne : It's a one-story house, why do you have a ladder?

• Donald : I feel like we're pretty well-liked. Look, I can be socially awkward. You know, but that's more just being quiet, I'm not a jerk.

  Leanne : I feel like maybe people don't like Don, but they don't say it.

• Leanne : You were the best one up there. You had it won, but you took your eye off the prize. You gotta keep your eye on the prize, baby!

  Patty : The prize is in the eye of the beholder.

• Leanne : The only way to make it in this business, honey, is to be a triple threat. Look at Miley.

  Patty : Great role model, mom.

  Donald : Yeah, she's a triple threat. She can sing, dance and take off all her clothes!

  Leanne : Well, she's got a great body. She works very hard for that. Why not show it off?

• Leanne : Nobody's ever won America's Got Talent playing a fiddle.

  Patty : It's not a fiddle, it's a violin!

  Leanne : Okay, a violin. I mean, maybe you get to be a contestant, but you don't get to win.

• Leanne : I was so scared, I don't know what I would ever do if I lost you!

  Patty : Oh, you'd be on the news threatening the kidnappers, I'm sure.

  Leanne : That's right! Nobody hurts my baby!

• Leanne : Please tell me I'm hallucinating.

• Leanne : What kind of pictures do you think we should put out of Patty? Like a pageanty one, or could I put out several? We paid lots of money for the best photographers, we have great pictures of her.

  Donald : We go to Walmart and really get it done.

• [first lines] 

  Leanne : Patty Wilson, please tell us what is your favorite hobby?

  Patty : I like going to school -and playing the violin.

  Leanne : No. No. Patty Wilson, please tell us what is your favorite hobby?

  Patty : I like helping the homeless.

  Leanne : Right. Great, great, great. Ok, if anybody ever asks you anything, you always answer with charity, Ok? Homeless, pets, old people, doesn't matter. This is your pageant, honey.