- Bob Belcher, Tina Belcher, Gene Belcher, Louise Belcher: [singing in the car] Buckle it up! Buckle it up! Buckle it up or you'll die!
- [Bob and the kids come across a male strip club called Pickles in an effort to find Bob's gift for Linda]
- Bob Belcher: Kids, uh, stay outside.
- Bob Belcher: Excuse me sir, do you have something called the Love Testometer?
- [the kids look in from the doorway as Bob is asking]
- Male Dancer: [bent over with his butt facing Bob] I got your Love Testometer right here, pal.
- [slaps his own butt]
- Tina Belcher: That goes in the butt bank.