How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Weekend at Barney's (2013)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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• Barney Stinson : Ted what is my one rule?

  Ted Mosby : You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows?

  Barney Stinson : My other one rule

  Ted Mosby : Flax seed relieves upset stomach?

  Barney Stinson : My other one rule

  Ted Mosby : Always have a fake pair of concert tickets in your pocket in case Lily invites you to something stupid?

  Barney Stinson : My other one rule

  Ted Mosby : Lebanese girls sprint to third base and then stay there?

  Barney Stinson : My other one rule

  Ted Mosby : New is always better?

  Barney Stinson : New is always better!

• Barney Stinson : [Ted just announced that he's bringing Jeanette to the wedding]  You're bringing a plus one?

  Robin Scherbatsky : If you count the voices in her head it's plus five!

• Robin Scherbatsky : [Barney tries to explain to Robin why the Playbook still exists]  You really think this is just about a book Barney? You lied to me, and if we're gonna be in a marriage and trust each other, you can't lie to me. Ever.

  Barney Stinson : Really, well that's just great, because in case you haven't noticed, these last eight years, lying is what I do best.

  [Begins pulling out various magic tricks] 

  Barney Stinson : I'm a magician, Robin. Misdirection and deceit are my stock and trade. You don't want me to lie to you? Lies are the reason that we're together. Every single thing I did to you to get you to say "Yes" to me on that rooftop - Patrice, the false engagement, everything - it was all utter malarkey, but underneath... all of those lies is one true thing - one true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world and that's the fact that I love you, and you know that when I say that, I'm not lying.

• Lily Aldrin : So, there's this big gallery opening tonight...

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, we'd love to, but we've got this, hum...

  Barney Stinson : Genesis reunion. Madison Square Garden. Front row. It's gonna be legen...

  Lily Aldrin : I wasn't inviting you guys.

  Barney Stinson : Oh, thank God! There is no concert.