How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Weekend at Barney's (2013)
Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky
Quotes
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Barney Stinson : [Ted just announced that he's bringing Jeanette to the wedding] You're bringing a plus one?
Robin Scherbatsky : If you count the voices in her head it's plus five!
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Robin Scherbatsky : [Barney tries to explain to Robin why the Playbook still exists] You really think this is just about a book Barney? You lied to me, and if we're gonna be in a marriage and trust each other, you can't lie to me. Ever.
Barney Stinson : Really, well that's just great, because in case you haven't noticed, these last eight years, lying is what I do best.
[Begins pulling out various magic tricks]
Barney Stinson : I'm a magician, Robin. Misdirection and deceit are my stock and trade. You don't want me to lie to you? Lies are the reason that we're together. Every single thing I did to you to get you to say "Yes" to me on that rooftop - Patrice, the false engagement, everything - it was all utter malarkey, but underneath... all of those lies is one true thing - one true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world and that's the fact that I love you, and you know that when I say that, I'm not lying.
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Lily Aldrin : So, there's this big gallery opening tonight...
Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, we'd love to, but we've got this, hum...
Barney Stinson : Genesis reunion. Madison Square Garden. Front row. It's gonna be legen...
Lily Aldrin : I wasn't inviting you guys.
Barney Stinson : Oh, thank God! There is no concert.
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Ted Mosby : Your wedding response card as promised.
Robin Scherbatsky : Why didn't you just mail it like everybody else?
Ted Mosby : Oh, see, that's sad, Robin. You should be touched that I hand-delivered it. Has social media so eroded our interpersonal relationships that we no longer wish to experience the...
Robin Scherbatsky : You wanted to keep the stamp?
Ted Mosby : They're 46 cents now! It's getting out of hand!