- [first lines]
- Angela Merkel: I am happy, Joachim, I am happy.
- [gives the pug to Joachim, takes a few deep breaths]
- Angela Merkel: Freedom! No more politics! Berlin, all so far away! How it all smells, I feel like being 14 days in Tyrol.
- Mike: [after Alexa fello from the church into her death, Mike leaves] Don't move from this place.
- Angela Merkel: [seing the death body] I have company.
- Brad: [Angela Merkel and Mike are spying under the bed and had to sneeze, Alexa is asking Brad to check] What the fuck?
- Alexa: [in German] Is it a ghost?
- Brad: [in English] It's worse. That's's Angela fucking Merkel.
- Angela Merkel: [in English] Hello Brad. How are you?
- Angela Merkel: [picking up Helmut's poop] All the time I was picking up other people's crap, I will be able to do it here too.