Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness (TV Series)
Bride of Po (2013)
Maria Bamford: Lu-Shi
Quotes
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Junjie : My daughter and I can't thank you enough for helping us in our time of need. Lu-shi is to be married tomorrow.
Po : Marr - I see.
[chuckles]
Po : lucky guy. anyone I know?
Lu-shi : Well I never even met him.
Monkey : Ah, it's one of those arranged dealios.
Lu-shi : Yeah, pretty stoked about it. He's called "the dragon warrior".
Po : Head definitely exploded.
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Monkey : So you trade him for plates?
Mr. Ping : and bowls. That's how the restaurant business works.
Mu-shi : Lu-shi, give Poe his present.
Chen : Yes, sir. Po, I understand that you like action figures.
Po : [chuckles] Yeah, well, I did. When I was a kid a long time ago. No really no...
Chen : [squeals]
Chen : I collected too.
Po : is that a master shifu?
Chen : The mono-brow variant.
Po : That's the rarest one there is!
Chen : I know! It's yours now or ours if you wanna go through with the whole marriage thing.
Po : Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Just so we're clear, You're pretty, funny, good at kung fu, you love dumplings and collecting action figures?
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Viper : Well, looks like somebody gets to plan a wedding. Can it be man? Please say yes.
Po : Go crazy. Oh, Lu-shi I'd would like you to meet...
Lu-shi : Master Tigress. Oh, my - oh, m - oh, my gosh.
Lu-shi : [nervous laugh]
Lu-shi : I'm kind of a mega fan. no, alot. seriously, it's, like, such an honor.
Tigress : Hang on? you wanna married him?
Lu-shi : Uh-huh.
Tigress : Really?
Po : Whoa, Tigress never pegged you for the jealous type.
Tigress : jealous? you must be kid...
Lu-shi : Po. A word.
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Lu-shi : Crane wants to meet with us later to go over the seating chart and - Po are you okay.
Po : Huh? oh, uh, yeah, yeah sorry
Lu-shi : [gasp] You're having second thoughts.
Po : What? no way. kind of. I mean, look, meeting you was the most amazing thing that's happened to me since - since I became the dragon warrior.
Lu-shi : Do what your heart tells you, Po. Don't let me sway you
Po : oof! But It's all happening so fast.
Lu-shi : As dragon warrior, you sacrifice so much to protect the valley of peace, Po. But run from true love would be like running from the great a battle We'd always wonder what if?
Po : Huh? maybe you're right.
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Chen : Oh, Po. Maybe now that this all over...
Po : [sighs] I can't marry you, Lu-shi. So long as there are evildoers like junjie threatening the valley of peace, I have to remain the dragon warrior.
Chen : Marry me? You Dork. we barely know each other. I was thinking maybe we could just hang out sometime.
Po : Ow! Oh, yeah, that'd be cool. But I gotta warn you, somebody might be a little jealous, so, uh - ow! There she is now.
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Po : I'm getting Married!
Shifu : what? Ow!
Viper : You're kidding, right
Po : Meet the future Mrs. dragon warrior.
Lu-shi : Hey, there, Furious Five. Worship you totally trying not spaz.
Po : I know it's kinda sudden.
Shifu : Except for the "it was arranged from when we were babies part.
Po : [chuckles]
Shifu : [nervous sigh]
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Po : uh, well...
Lu-shi : Po?
Po : Uh, it's not - It's not that I don't want to, But-but-but maybe we should wait to and...
Lu-shi : Wait? we can't wait. If we don't do this right now, he'll - he'll...
Po : He'll what? to who? who's "he"?
Mu-shi : Oh, this is an outrage. get on with it! Marry my daughter and step down as dragon warrior, you ninny!
Po : But I...
Mu-shi : Enough!
Po : But I...
Mu-shi : Go on!
Po : I'm just not.